
Don't F*ck Up The Table Coaster
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💬 "Don't F*ck Up The Table" Ceramic Coaster
Keep it classy and clear with this cheeky ceramic coaster. Featuring an elegant gold script on a crisp white background, it delivers a stylish reminder to respect the table — without killing the vibe. Backed with cork to protect your surfaces, it's the perfect blend of sass and sophistication for your next gathering.
✨ Gold foil lettering
🪵 Cork backing to protect your table
📏 4" x 4" x 0.3"
💁♀️ Stylish, snarky, and totally functional
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