
What the Fucculent! Greeting Card
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🌵 What The Fucculent?! 😬
For those moments when words fail — but a little humor helps. Whether it’s for a get well, an “I’m sorry,” or just a tough time, this cheeky card brings a smile when it’s needed most. Blank inside so you can say it your way.
📏 A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
♻️ Printed on thick, uncoated recycled cardstock
📬 Paired with a 100% recycled kraft envelope
✨ Packaged in a cellophane sleeve
Perfect for: Get Well, Sympathy, or “Sorry This Sucks” moments
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